Today should have sucked. The weather was moodier than a Cure deep cut, the only substantial thing we consumed was desk-side cheesy puffs and it’s ONLY TUESDAY FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. But today turned out glorious, with a little help from our wannabe friends:
Maya Rudolph is getting her own variety show and it’s as amazing as it sounds.
Fred Armisen, Kristen Bell, Sean Hayes, Andy Samberg, Chris Parnell and Craig Robinson will guest-star, and Janelle Monae will perform as musical guest. No, we’re not making this up, this is REAL LIFE PEOPLE. We don’t know about you but our DVR’s already set to NBC for May 16th at 10pm.
Magic Mike XXL to bulge its way into theaters July 2015
In delicious man-meat news, the G-strung follow-up to Channing Tatum’s 2012 hit Magic Mike finally set its release date. Set your ovary calendar for July 3, 2015. Two words: banana hammocks.
Paul Rudd buffs up for the Ant-Man and the world reaps the benefits
TAKE ALL OF OUR DOLLARS, BILLY EICHNER.